This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I came so hard my ears popped.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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