Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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