We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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