Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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