WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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