Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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