So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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