And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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