Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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