i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize