i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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