Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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