just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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