Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
