Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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