i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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