Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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