We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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