Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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