Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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