I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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