The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So here I am, sexting at work.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
