I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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