eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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