how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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