Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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