drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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