just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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