My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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