he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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