I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
well you can't waste a boner
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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