i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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