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She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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