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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.

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  But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.

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  Dude, if you don't take her, I will.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor

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  did you bang her?

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  seriously?

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• (510): View more from California

  Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?

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  I still had a cough. It only makes sense

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