my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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