if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone