ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.