he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.