i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.