chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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