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(513): View more from Ohio

ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.

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(858): View more from California

It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.

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(716): View more from New York

her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever

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(315): View more from New York

On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.

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