so explain again why im purple
no
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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