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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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