Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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