have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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