That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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