awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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