So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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