Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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