im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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