woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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