i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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