I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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