If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize