i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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