Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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