You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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