Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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