They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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