I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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