Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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