I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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