Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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