Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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